I Wipe Therefore I Am Nautical Compass T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"I Wipe Therefore I Am" is humorously paired with an ornate nautical compass design, rendered in gold, navy blue, and white. The text emphasizes a clever wordplay that captures the spirit of philosophy with a twist, making it appealing to those who appreciate wit. The compass serves as a playful nod to navigation, hinting at life's journey. This shirt suits anyone with a sense of humor, particularly those who enjoy clever wordplay or nautical themes. An ideal choice for casual gatherings or events where lighthearted fun is on the agenda, it sparks smiles and laughter among friends and family.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- To keep your tee looking fresh, machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What does the compass symbol represent in this design?
The compass symbolizes life's journey and navigation, adding a playful layer to the humorous text.
Is the text printed in a unique font style?
Yes, the text features an ornate font style that complements the decorative compass design.
Who is likely to appreciate this shirt?
This shirt appeals to individuals who enjoy witty humor, especially those fond of clever puns and nautical themes.
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