Sarcastic Saying Sarcasm Sorry I'm Late I Was Pooping T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"Sorry I'm Late, I Was Pooping" features playful, bold typography that delivers a cheeky apology in the most humorous way possible. The statement speaks to anyone who values candidness and humor about everyday situations. Perfect for those with a sarcastic sense of humor, this shirt resonates with friends who appreciate a laugh over awkward moments. Its straightforward message works well in casual settings, bringing light-heartedness to gatherings. With its clever play on common excuses, it invites conversation and chuckles from fellow humor enthusiasts.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- To keep your tee looking fresh, machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What type of humor does this shirt express?
This shirt showcases a sarcastic humor style that pokes fun at common excuses for being late, making it relatable for many.
Who would find this shirt particularly funny?
Those with a cheeky sense of humor, particularly friends and family who appreciate candidness and light-hearted jokes about everyday life.
Is there any specific situation this shirt fits best?
It’s ideal for casual outings, where humor can spark conversations, such as parties, brunches, or friendly get-togethers.
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