When I Die, I Want To Go Out Like Gary T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
The phrase "When I die, I want to go out like Gary — in my sleep. Not like his passengers, screaming." dominates this tee in bold typography. Contrasted in black and white, the design features a striking juxtaposition that conveys dark humor effectively. This shirt is ideal for those with a taste for irony and a knack for pushing boundaries through laughter. The straightforward typographic style ensures the message gets across without distraction, appealing to fans of dark comedy. It fits well in settings ranging from casual meetups to gatherings where humor is appreciated, making a memorable impression. Friends who enjoy a good laugh about life's absurdities will find this design relatable and entertaining.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- To keep your tee looking fresh, machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What does the quote mean?
The quote humorously contrasts a peaceful death with the chaotic end faced by Gary's passengers, providing a dark comedic take on mortality.
Is the design suitable for a casual gathering?
Yes, its bold and humorous message makes it a great conversation piece at social events where laughter is welcome.
What style is the graphic?
The graphic is presented in a bold typography style, ensuring the text stands out clearly and delivers its punchline effectively.
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