All Animals Are Pettable Some Only Once Vintage Nature T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"ALL ANIMALS ARE PETTABLE SOME ONLY ONCE" delivers a humorous take on the wild creatures depicted, including a moose, bear, wolf, fox, raccoon, and porcupine. This vintage nature design is printed in earthy colors of brown, green, cream, orange, and black, evoking an adventurous spirit. The artwork cleverly suggests that while all animals might seem cuddly, some are best appreciated from a distance. It’s designed for those who enjoy a good laugh and have a deep appreciation for wildlife. This shirt serves as a quirky reminder for nature lovers who understand that some encounters might be a bit too much. It's a playful item for social gatherings where wildlife discussions arise, ensuring you share a chuckle with fellow animal enthusiasts.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- To keep your tee looking fresh, machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What does the phrase on the shirt imply?
The phrase humorously suggests that while many animals are cute, some should only be approached once, reflecting the wild side of nature.
What animals are featured in the design?
The design includes a moose, bear, wolf, fox, raccoon, and porcupine, all illustrated in a playful, vintage style.
Is the color scheme specific to this design?
Yes, the colors brown, green, cream, orange, and black are specifically chosen to evoke a nature-inspired feel, aligning with the vintage theme.
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