We Are All On The Decoy Plane Vintage T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"WE ARE ALL ON THE DECOY PLANE!" is printed in a bold, vintage font that draws attention with its retro appeal. The design employs a classic white background, enhancing its timelessness and making it a versatile addition to any wardrobe. This shirt resonates with anyone who loves a bit of humor in their daily life, particularly those who appreciate witty and philosophical sayings. The vintage style gives it a nostalgic vibe, fitting seamlessly into casual wear or for a relaxed day out. It’s a thought-provoking piece that encourages camaraderie and shared experiences, making it easy to connect with like-minded individuals. Whether it’s at a gathering or just a day out, this shirt serves as a light-hearted reminder of our collective journeys.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- To keep your tee looking fresh, machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What does the phrase on the shirt mean?
The phrase suggests a sense of shared experience and humor, implying that we all navigate life's challenges together, like passengers on a decoy plane.
Is the vintage style meant to look worn?
Yes, the vintage style gives it a classic, aged appearance, enhancing the shirt's nostalgic feel and making it look like a well-loved piece.
Who would appreciate this shirt the most?
This shirt appeals to those with a sense of humor, especially individuals who enjoy witty sayings and appreciate vintage aesthetics in their clothing.
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